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Shit I just don't get. This is why I am angry.
www.angryjew.com
SOME OF THESE ARE FUNNY. SOME ARE STUPID. BUT ALL ARE TRUE!
Have you ever wondered why people get so much extra features on their cars ie: cd changer, navigation system, voice recognition etc. But don't seem to know how to use the standard features on their cars? Like let's say the TURN SIGNAL!!
Why do people get hands free devices for their cell phones, then proceed to hold the microphone close to their mouth?
If a call is so important to you to make in the car that you have to drive 10-20 mph. slower so you can concentrate on the call. Either pull over to finish the call or, GET OFF THE DAMN PHONE!!!
How many TIME OUTS do kids need before you need to SPANK THE CRAP OUT OF THEM!
Who is this Murphy guy and all his damn laws. Wouldn't be nice to go back in time and kill him? Sure would be a great way to save some stress.
Why does it seem that most people know how to use the break pedal, but not the gas pedal?
Side mirrors have blind spots. Please look over your shoulder before making a lane change.
When a gay man farts. Does it make noise, or is it more like a WOOSH (air)sound?
Can gay men use suppositories or do they just fall right out?
Men never leave the TOILET SEAT UP! Women always LEAVE IT DOWN!
How can the Japanese make such great cars, yet drive them like shit?
Premature Ejaculation: At what point were we put under a specific time frame before we could SHOOT OUR LOAD?
Does anyone else out there think that the Charmin Ultra commercial with the animated bears in the woods is extremely disturbing?
If an extremely overweight person is charged for 2 seats on an airplane. Shouldn't that person be allowed to drive in the car pool lane by themselves?
Why do people have to honk their horns while going through a tunnel?
PEOPLE ARE STUPUD!!!!!!!
What the hell makes a fat woman think that she can wear spandex?
Do you ever wonder why we can use oil from Iraq, but can't get a cigar from Cuba?
If alcohol can be advertised on television. Than why can't cigarette's be as well? (The are both an addictive substance)Right?
GOOD BEER: 1. Does not come in clear bottles. Except Newcastle. 2. Is not supposed to get a fruit garnish. Except a Heffenweizen.
How can so many people still be fooled by G.W.B. and Arnold?
If there is a WAR ON DRUGS in America, how come every other commercial on TV is for a new drug?
People on cell phones, behind home plate, on TV. You know what I mean!
If it's ok for a gay couple to adopt a child, then shouldn't that gay couple be allowed to get married?
Military Intelligence??????????
One "side effect" of Lunesta is drowsiness. Lunesta is a sleep aid.
Will somebody PLEASE! take Condalezza Rice to the dentist.
If I am going to spend $37-$45 on a tank of gas, would it be too much to ask for soapy water to wash my windshied with and free air for my tires?
Black people who bleach their hair. Seriously!!! What the Hell??!!!
How come people use their break pedal going down hill, but don't use the gas pedal going up hill?
Bald men with ponytails. Just because you can grow it in the back, does not compensate for not growing it on top. YOU LOOK STUPID!
Pregnant women who wear shirts they used to wear before they were pregnant. Look ladies I realize that pregnancy is a beautiful thing, but no body wants to see your belly hanging out of your top. If you don't want to see my beer gut, then i don't want to see your baby gut. Just keep it covered.
That is all for now. If you know of anything else that would go good here, please e-mail me with it and I will post it.
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